I used to work at a calendar factory.
I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
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Union Station
Level 1–2 · Setting & CompletionCalendar factory→Days off→Time→Union Station clock
1
Place
The Grand Hall clock
Union Station opened in 1914 as one of the largest train stations in the country. Its Grand Hall clock is the classic “meet me at the clock” spot — and a 1996 bi-state sales-tax vote helped fund the restoration that reopened the station in 1999.
2
Joke
The days off
He's holding the removed dates like ordinary paper — a dad literally carrying the punchline, with the station's own clock keeping the time logic honest behind him.