I used to work at a calendar factory.
I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
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Union Station opened in 1914 as one of the largest train stations in the country. Its four-faced clock has anchored the Grand Hall for over a century — saved from demolition by a 1996 bi-state sales-tax vote.
He's holding the removed dates like ordinary paper — a dad literally carrying the punchline, with the station's own clock keeping the time logic honest behind him.