Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
He needed some spare ribs.
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Kansas City is one of the most decorated barbecue cities in the country — over 100 joints, and home to the American Royal World Series of Barbecue. That's a real offset smoker through the pass window.
He's test-fitting a rib into the actual gap in his own ribcage — the pun made literal, and nobody at the table finds it worth a second look.