Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
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A KC Bank
Level 3 · ConvergenceCoach→Quarter→Quarter back
1
Place
An old-fashioned KC bank
KC football spirit shows only through the coach's red quarter-zip and whistle — no team names, logos, or wordmarks appear anywhere in the piece.
2
Joke
The quarter
The teller hands over a literal quarter, completely deadpan, like any ordinary transaction across the counter.